(Shit) I hope this is not one of these cases where everybody on this planet is a brainwashed idiot except for the supercool, smartguy author who's figured it all out, and has now selflessly come forward to speak The Truth, because:
a) I can't stand that crap
b) I'm too OCD to give up on a book
c) it's 480 pages long.
Oh NOOOOOO. He even says:
“When people at cocktail parties asked me what I did for a living, I was tempted to answer, “I am a skeptical empiricist and a flâneur-reader, someone committed to getting very deep into an idea,” but I made things simple by saying that I was a limousine driver.”
(Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks, what is this? He's a bloody hipster too?)
I cannot stress this enough: I hope I'm wrong and I hope I'm wrong and last but not least, I hope I'm wrong.